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my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it 

he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone

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this-little-bee:


Sun-dried Tomato Cheezy Kale Chips
from Oh She Glows



Ingredients

1 large bunch of kale, stems discarded and leaves ripped up
30 grams organic sun-dried tomatoes, soaked in water to soften for at least 1 hour (see note)
1 cup raw cashews, soaked in water for at least 1 hour
2 large garlic cloves
3/4 cup + 2 tbsp soaking water from tomatoes
2-4 tbsp fresh basil
2 tbsp fresh lemon juice
2 tbsp nutritional yeast
3/4 tsp fine grain sea salt, or to taste



Instructions
1. In two separate bowls, soak the sundried tomatoes and cashews in water for at least 1 hour, but preferably 1.5-2 hours if possible. After soaking, reserve the tomato soaking water and set aside. Drain and rinse the cashews.2. In a food processor, with the machine running, drop in the garlic and process until minced.3.. Add in the rest of the ingredients except the salt. Process until smooth, scraping sides as necessary, and add salt slowly to taste.4. Wash the kale leaves and tear the kale into pieces, discarding the stems. Dry the leaves in a salad spinner (this helps the sauce stick). Place greens into a large bowl. Pour the cheeze sauce on top of the kale and stir with a spoon. Then toss the spoon and get in there with your hands to massage the sauce into the kale until well coated. Season with salt to taste. I used a few shakes of Herbamare.5. Dehydrate for about 12 hours at 105-110F. Kale chips are ready when they are super crispy and taste magnificent. I dare you not to eat a full batch in 1 day!
Notes: My sun-dried tomatoes were very hard and dry so I had to soak them first for about 1-2 hours. If you are using oil-packed sun-dried tomatoes, you obviously won’t have to soak them first. I would add them to taste and then use filtered water as needed, rather than the soaking water.

this-little-bee:

Sun-dried Tomato Cheezy Kale Chips

from Oh She Glows

Ingredients

  • 1 large bunch of kale, stems discarded and leaves ripped up
  • 30 grams organic sun-dried tomatoes, soaked in water to soften for at least 1 hour (see note)
  • 1 cup raw cashews, soaked in water for at least 1 hour
  • 2 large garlic cloves
  • 3/4 cup + 2 tbsp soaking water from tomatoes
  • 2-4 tbsp fresh basil
  • 2 tbsp fresh lemon juice
  • 2 tbsp nutritional yeast
  • 3/4 tsp fine grain sea salt, or to taste

Instructions

1. In two separate bowls, soak the sundried tomatoes and cashews in water for at least 1 hour, but preferably 1.5-2 hours if possible. After soaking, reserve the tomato soaking water and set aside. Drain and rinse the cashews.

2. In a food processor, with the machine running, drop in the garlic and process until minced.

3.. Add in the rest of the ingredients except the salt. Process until smooth, scraping sides as necessary, and add salt slowly to taste.

4. Wash the kale leaves and tear the kale into pieces, discarding the stems. Dry the leaves in a salad spinner (this helps the sauce stick). Place greens into a large bowl. Pour the cheeze sauce on top of the kale and stir with a spoon. Then toss the spoon and get in there with your hands to massage the sauce into the kale until well coated. Season with salt to taste. I used a few shakes of Herbamare.

5. Dehydrate for about 12 hours at 105-110F. Kale chips are ready when they are super crispy and taste magnificent. I dare you not to eat a full batch in 1 day!

Notes: My sun-dried tomatoes were very hard and dry so I had to soak them first for about 1-2 hours. If you are using oil-packed sun-dried tomatoes, you obviously won’t have to soak them first. I would add them to taste and then use filtered water as needed, rather than the soaking water.

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berriesandpearls:

Paleo banana cream pie :) 
Crust: 1C almonds (in a food processor) with 1 egg white and 1 tbsp honey
Filing: 4egg whites, 2-3 egg yolks & 2 mashed banana’s 
Bake crust @350 for 15 minutes - set aside 
In a saucepan on low-heat, stir the mixture until it reaches a “curd” consistency  - refrigerate for at least 3 hours and enjoy! 
For those wondering, it taste delicious ! The almond crust is a real delicacy if you use already silvered almonds (without their peals I think they taste better but that’s me!)

berriesandpearls:

Paleo banana cream pie :) 

Crust: 1C almonds (in a food processor) with 1 egg white and 1 tbsp honey

Filing: 4egg whites, 2-3 egg yolks & 2 mashed banana’s 

Bake crust @350 for 15 minutes - set aside 

In a saucepan on low-heat, stir the mixture until it reaches a “curd” consistency  - refrigerate for at least 3 hours and enjoy! 

For those wondering, it taste delicious ! The almond crust is a real delicacy if you use already silvered almonds (without their peals I think they taste better but that’s me!)

Filed under so easy how can I not try this out soon? let's all bake yummy food together guys